Libog.
Mga lalake, wag kayo mangako na pakakasalan niyo ang isang babae para lang mahubad ang panty niya.
Pag nagkabuntisan, pananagutan kuno. O tapos?
E pano kung panghawakan ng babae yang sinabi mo.
Wag kayo mangako pag tipong lalabasan na kayo, andun ka sa rurok na tipong may uhhhh~ pa sa dulo.
Kinginga, bebengga ka lang magpapaasa ka pa. E kung nanahimik ka na lang?
The mere fact na sumama sayo yan, gusto din yan. May utak yan, bat ka pa mangangako? Para may makaulit?
Babae, ikaw naman, wag ka magpaabot sa sitwasyon na hindi ka na makakatanggi.
Sasama ka kasi sabi mo kilala mo naman ang sarili mo, wala namang mangyayare.
Gaga, hindi mo kilala ang sarili mo, minsan nagugulat ka na lang na nagawa mo na.
Minsan nga nasusurprise tayo sa mga sarili natin diba.
Alam mo na yung mangyayare tutuloy ka pa rin, tapos magsisis ka pag naisahan ka?
Date date pang nalalaman. Kung gusto ka talaga niyan di niyan huhbarin ang panty mo sa first date.
At some point, gusto mo ko.
Walang plastican, diba totoo?
Kung hindi mo ko gusto edi sana matagal ka ng lumayo.
O sige trip trip lang nung una, e tama ba namang ako pa pagtripan mo?
Tapos pag naging okay, sasabihin mo na lang, sige “go na to!”
Hinintay ka, halos pinilit pa kita. E anong sabi mo, “AYOKO.”
Dahil alam mong gusto kita, binitin mo muna ko sa ere. Alam mong di kita kaya iwan e.
E kaso nagsawa ko, nairita, napagod, tinigilan na kita.
Nung nawala ako edi nabaliw ka diba?
Tapos ngayon hahanap hanapin mo ko?
Ngayon alam ko nang nanghinayang ka.
Pero di na kita hahabulin, ano ko gago?
Wala na kong gana e. Bakit ba? Ikaw lang ba may karapatan UMAYAW?
TINURUAN MO NA KONG MASANAY NA MABUHAY NG WALA KA.
Sige habulan, ikaw taya, pero habangbuhay ka ng taya.
My mom will not be kind the first time you’ll meet her. But as time pass by you’ll get to talk to her. She’ll serve you dinner and will eat with us she’ll ask a lot of things about you, don’t be afraid, I’m just here ready for back-up.
Sorry if I don’t stop calling and I constantly tell you how much I love you. I define the word clingy and sometimes it annoys you. I just can’t take you out of my mind.
I hope you won’t feel sick everytime we talk about kids and weddings. I know you don’t still feel like settling down and we’re still on our young age and can’t still provide for our future family. I know it’ll still be years before it may be real, I just love the thought of having you as the last man I’ll love facing the altar, whom I’ll raise my kids with and whom I’ll share every single cent I earn.
I believe everything you say including your lies, but please don’t tell your friends how gullible I am and how you made me believe your just hanging out with them. I understand everything, it’s just that I don’t want to make a fight and I hope you won’t do it again.
We are not rich, but I hope owning me would be sufficient to make you feel blessed. I’ll give you everything you haven’t thought you needed. Just stay.
Sorry if sometimes I’ll draw on your face with permanent markers when you’re asleep. Don’t get mad. I just want to wash them of for you when you wake up and play with you like a kid with the running tap.
I have random things I wanna do. Sorry if sometimes I seem like an unlimited trip generator, I just want to share with you, cause I know it’ll be happier if I’ll do it with you. Just tell when you’re already tired, I’ll give a kiss on the cheek and we’ll now go home.
Sorry if I laugh hard. I just can’t help to laugh from your jokes. Tho you’re jokes aren’t really funny, don’t worry, I’ll still laugh whatever happens because I love you.
I don’t give gifts on monthsaries but I’ll give you something special each day we’re together. I don’t care if you forget about our special dates, just don’t forget that I am your girl, that will be enough.
I may be over a lot of troubles, sometimes I cry, I get angry, I may nag but I hope you understand, I’m just PMS-ing.
If I broke up with you, it doesn’t mean I no longer love you, I just want you to realize that there is something wrong we should fix within our relationship.
If you have any doubts, just say these words, “SHE LOVES ME.” And everything will be okay.
LOVE,
Me.
PREGNANCY TEST.
Di iniihian yan. Tanga ka?
Kukuha ka ng ilang patak at itatapat dun sa butas. (K, iba iba sila kaya di nako magiging specific)
MAY MURA, MAY MAHAL. Pero wala namang pinagkaiba yan, kung buntis ka, buntis ka talaga. Hindi naman maiiba resulta niyan kahit yung mahal yung bilhin mo.
Masaya yung iba pag negative ang resulta. Hmmmn.
Di ko alam kung ako lang at yung pamangkin ko lang nakakaramdam neto pero,
NAKAKAPANGHINAYANG TUWING MAKIKITA MONG NEGATIVE YUNG RESULTA.
Para kasing sayang pera. Wala lang. Nakakadismaya.
Nag-effort ka pang umihi, Tang ina.
O? Nakita mo lang na sex binasa mo na?
Bakit palagay mo ba masasarapan ka habang binabasa mo to?
Pero siyempre binasa mo pa rin, sex yan e.
Gusto mo ng sex. Sino bang may ayaw?
Kaya lang sensitibong pagusapan.
Pag highschool ka pa nga, tatawa ka pag nakarinig ka ng “titi” o “puke.”
Pero ano bang nakakatawa?
Bakit yung mga bagay na natural na ginagawa ng tao o bagay na natural na meron yung tao ginagawang kasalanan?
Bakit nga ba dumadating sa point na nangangailangan ang isang babae o lalake? Matatawag mo na ba agad na malibog ang isang tao kung gusto niyang pag-usapan ang sex? O sadyang bukas lang ang isipan niya kesa sa patweetums na birhen daw ang utak? Pero mamukat mukat pa sila tong nabalitaan mong mga nabuntis mong classmate nung highschool.
E sa masarap diba? Hindi naman dapat siguro ituring na kasalan yung bagay na natural lang naman. Dibale na lang kung plastic ka. Kahit kristyano, muslim o ano mang relhiyon mo, nabuhay ka dahil may sex.
E bat mo tatawanan o pandidirihan yung bagay na alam mong masarap?
You enjoy it? Plastic.
Eh bat ka naghahanap ng partner?
For flirting? For sex? No, you just wanna be loved. And you want to make it sure it was only you he’s flirtin with.
Oo nga nageenjoy ka, feeling mo binagsakan ka ng MAJOR MAJOR freedom.
Pero hinahanap mo din yung may nagbabawal sayo.
Yung ,ay nagkokontrol sayo.
O diba parang nakakamiss yung may inaalala ka itext.
You miss to wake up for someone each day.
Walang nagtetext sayo to say goodnight and to make your day with his goodmorning.
Yes, you can flirt with anybody else but at the end of the day, you’ll find yourself left behind.
Nakakasawa.
Hassle diba?
It gets tiring.
You look for cheap thrills, drink everyday..
And when your at home because you need to get a hold of yourself and focus..
You just wanna get out.
“Stop saying that you enjoy being single, cause deep in your heart you wanna be loved.” -a heart partner
It hurts to love someone when you can’t tell what you really feel. You’re the only one who knew, and sometimes you’re the only one left loving. And the other, they have left you hanging.
They weren’t aware that you love them because you no longer want them to know. Sometimes,you get hurt without them knowing. But definitely it was your choice, whatever your reason, we’ll maybe it’s the best to keep silent. All in all, it was your choice to be hurt.
We hate it when we see them flirting around when in fact, its us who pushed them through. We get jealous without the right to feel that way. They weren’t ours, they were no longer ours.
We always want to see them, we wanted to be with them, we want to spend each and every moment of our life with them but we forgot the fact that they weren’t always around to be there for us. We want their time without being in the position to demand for it.
Then nothing’s left, but ourselves. Until our heart’s breaking in silence. But despite it, we continue to love because somehow in this hurtful love, there’s still the hope pf having the simple moments with them. Even if it means being just friends.
What hurts the most, it is when you know it’s enough, but you don’t know how to stop. We are stupid. But we can’t blame ourselves. we’re in-love.
Lahat tayo naeexcite pumasok sa isang relasyon.
Masarap kaya yung feeling ng in-love.
E kaso minsan pinipilit lang natin pumasok sa isang relasyon para lang masabing ok na tayo.
Para pagtakpan yung sakit na dinulot ng huling taong minahal natin, na posibleng mahal pa rin natin.
Pero ang kalalabasan lang nun, wala.
Walang kwenta. Minadaling ‘Oo’.
Kung di ka pa ready, wag ka pumasok sa isang relasyon para pagtakpan lang yung pangungulila ng puso mo.
Kung di ka pa okay, wag mo pilitin.
Lalo ka lang nagmumukhang tanga e.
Nakakasakit ka pa.
Wag kang manggamit, baka sa huli magamit ka rin.
Sa huli pagsisihan mo din.
Mas okay ng maghintay sa taong nararapat sayo kesa pagtyagaan at pilitin ang sarili mong gustuhing kung dahil siya yung nandyan.
Yang mga ganiyang uri ng relasyon, mahirap i-maintain.
Di mo lagi nakikita, hindi kayo nagsesex.
Madalas sa text, YM, Facebook lang ang contact.
Aminin na nating hindi ikaw lagi yung source of happiness niya.
Andiyan ang barkada. may mga lakad siyang hindi mo alam.
HINDI LAHAT ALAM MO.
Ang kailangan, TIWALA.
Kung sakaling nangailangan siya, nangati, hindi mo siya masisisi.
Baka may kulang. (Anyway, hindi pa rin yun excuse.)
Pag naliligaw siya ng landas dapat may isang matatag na magpapaalala na may nagmamahal sa kanya.
Kung mahal mo siya, mahal ka niya, ikaw ang matatag, ikaw ang mag-save kung anong meron kayo.
Wag magmatigas.
Wag mag-inarte.
Kung may pakeelam ka pa, MAKE HIM FEEL.
1. A man won’t let go if he really loves you.
Do not hold on to someone who has let go of you. He does not love you and does not value having you. Believe me, he will not let go if he really loves you. There is another reason he is not willing to tell.
2. Do not look for reasons why he ended the relationship.
There is only one reason why he ended your relationship. He just does not love you. Do not waste your time thinking of reasons or what you should have done. Move on and be open to a man who will truly love you.
3. Do not get hang up on your past.
Do not nag or distrust your current boyfriend just because your ex hurt you. Do not treat him or the relationship the same way. Do not compare. He will not react the same way as your ex. Do not be worried that your simple mistakes will cause him to look for another girl. What happened with your ex was not your fault. It was not because you didn’t guard him enough or you didn’t make him happy
enough.
4. Do not look into images.
How many times have you met a girl who didn’t have the best image in school or at the office, but you get to know the girl and found out she was actually extremely nice? Do not rely on images. Oftentimes, it is far from reality. Do not fear men just because your “supposedly” perfect ex-boyfriend mistreated you.
5. Always have your own set of rules.
Set your limits on how far you’d go for a guy. It’s perfectly ok to give and do everything as long as it’s worth it. And it’s worth it if the guy is treating you right.
6. Do not be scared to lose him.
Don’t be scared that he’ll break up with you. Once you are afraid of losing him, you easily can be taken advantage. Be strong and if something is unacceptable, do not accept it and speak up.
7. Avoid calling your guy.
It’s a guy thing. The relationship will definitely be better if it’s the guy who’s calling, not the girl. He will get tired of you if you keep on calling. He will lose interest and challenge. More so, he will get annoyed. But it’s a girl thing also that your fingers get too itchy until you dial his number. But avoid as much as possible. Call only if really needed (like checking if your suspicions are reasonable).
8. There is a guy who will value you.
There is a guy out there who can make you feel valued, appreciated, and loved. And I mean, not just during your first few weeks together. So don’t lose hope. Don’t settle for a lesbian if you are not attracted to women. There is a man out there who can love you like a girl can.
Also, do not believe him when he says it’s just the way he really is. He’s not the sweet or expressive-type. Remember during your first few weeks together? Where has that sweet guy gone? He simply is not that into you anymore.
9. Always be the only one, no matter what.
Do not ever fall for a guy who has another girl, be it his wife, girlfriend, or any girl that he says he just can’t get rid of for whatever reason. If you truly believe that he loves you and for some reason, he can’t leave or let go of another girl, then you are no different from any ordinary mistress.
10. He must respect you.
No matter how long the relationship has been, he should always show respect towards you.
11. If he fooled you, end it.
Philandering once is enough. You can never trust nor respect the person again.
12. Never start a relationship the wrong way.
Do not steal another girl’s man, for whatever reason. Nor should you enter a relationship for the wrong reasons (loneliness, on the rebound, getting back at your ex, man-dependency, etc.) it is bound not to last. You will only end up wasting more years of your life.
13. Do not force yourself into a relationship.
Do not get into a relationship just because your friends are getting impatient with your dating escapades and the one hasn’t come yet. Do not choose who to say yes to based on superficial things like money, looks, cars, etc.. If you are even thinking of these things, you have not fallen in love yet.
14. Do not settle.
If you are not happy anymore with your relationship, break up instantly. He will not stay with you forever no matter how upright he might seem to be. Eventually, he will also want love and happiness in his life.
15. A relationship has to have love.
Love is the only thing that will push you to give your efforts into making the relationship work. And believe me, keeping a relationship requires genuine efforts of both parties.
16. Don’t be afraid to be single.
It’s fun to be single, try it. You can go out whenever and wherever you want. You are free. You can date whomever you want and you get to go out for free! Do not get a boyfriend just for the sake of having one. Do not settle.
17. Be a good girl.
Be a good girl to attract a good guy. Enter the relationship with sincere intentions. Take the guy and the relationship seriously with the plan of spending the rest of your life with that person (of course, this is after you had your bit of fun in your younger years). If you compare your flings from your real relationships, you will know that the latter makes you happier and more fulfilled.
18. Love without limits.
Whether you loved and gave everything or loved but held out for some things, if the relationship ends, you still get hurt. But if you gave your everything, you were happy and you could say that it was worth it. If you didn’t give your all, you get hurt for nothing.
19. You will get over him.
Love is over-stated. Love eventually ends and you are free to love another.
20. Be the one.
Act like you are the one. Don’t be a nagger. Don’t hinder his gimmicks. Don’t give in to him too easily. Make him treat you as important. Don’t be easy. Don’t be like every other girl he had in his life.
Never followed those things reason why I always mess up! :) *cheers*
“Term used for sexual partners that regularly engage in sexual activities with each other, but do not share the usual emotional attachment of a standard boyfriend/girlfriend relationship (or boyfriend/boyfriend, or girlfriend/girlfriend, etc. etc.). Often used to describe two people who use each other solely for sexual gratification and nothing else. Usually this is a sexual relationship that still allows for each partner to seek sexual and emotional relationships with other people (hence, no attachments) but can rely on each other for a quickie or a booty call.”
E.g.: Melissa and Rob used to be in a relationship a while ago, but after they broke up, they still act as fuck buddies for each other when they get horny.
(Urbandictionary.Com)
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At some point partners who are tagged as Fuck buddies are not aware that they are, until they are told so. Not unless they just don’t want admit to themselves.
They don’t fuck just for sexual pleasure, they are attracted to each other reason why they do it. It’s just that It’ll be more complicated when they commit themselves into something futile.
But both sides should know their boundaries.
Be prepared to get fucked and get hurt.
1. Makes you smile when you’re down.
2. Gives you a goodbye kiss, even friends are watching.
3. Holds your hand in a perfect time.
4. Be funny but knows when he needs to be serious.
5. reacts so cutely when you hit him though it actually hurts.
6. Stares at you when he thinks you don’t notice.
7. Get a little jealous sometimes but knows he’s the one you love.
and..
8. Waits for an hour just to spend 5 minutes with you..
The safest thing before having sex?
What comes first to your mind?
Say it.
A condom? Well, you’re wrong.
THE WEDDING RING.
Hindi yung basta ka na lang bubukangkang diyan at masasarapan.
It will come a time that having sex will come with great responsibility.
Looking for someone whom you’ll share almost entire life is a trial and error process.
It is true that sex is sometimes an expression of love, pero magtira ka sa sarili mo.
I don’t mean that you have to hold back.
Give your best but learn to compromise.
When you aren’t yet sure, don’t sex with em.
Niligawan mo.
One week? One hour? One month? One year? Isang dekada?
Di ka sinagot.
Nasayang ba panahon mo?
Naaah. Dyan ka nagkakamali.
Bitter ka lang.
Gusto mo siya diba.
HIndi nasayang yung panahon na niligawan mo siya, dahil dun napalapit ka naman sa kanya e.
Ano bang gusto mo? Yung walang pagkakataon na hindi mo siya nakasama? Diba mas maganda nga na naging malapit kayo sa isa’t isa.
Sayang effort? Hindi ah.
Yung mga ginagawa mo naman para sa kanya, hindi naman siya yung naging masaya, IKAW.
Ikaw yung naging masaya, you felt fulfilled.
It’s just that, hindi mo nameet yung expectations niya.
Syempre babae yan e, may kanya kanya yang gusto.
Nagkataon nga lang na hindi ikaw yung gusto niya.
“HINDI KO PA KAYANG MAGBOYFRIEND?”
Narinig mo na ba yan?
Wag ka maniwala dun, ayaw niya lang talaga sayo.
The very fact na hindi ka niya kayang pangatawanan, hindi ka niya gusto.
Kasi kung gusto ka niya, sinagot ka na niyan.
Magiging ready yan agad pag gusto ka niya.
LEARN WHEN TO STOP.
May purpose din yan kung bakit hindi naging kayo.
Which couldn’t be answered at the moment, but in time,
Masakit man na di ka kasama sa mga pangarap niya.
Pero maganda na may pangarap siya, kahit di ka kasama.
And you’re one of those who wishes her goodluck na matupad yung mga yun.
Edi parang kasama ka na din dun sa happiness na maachieve niya. :)

